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• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
  -- Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it literally blows up in his face, "Homer vs....
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...