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• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
  Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk....
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
  Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother....
• Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
  Homer: Nothing. Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before....
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...