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• Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
  Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk....
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one?
  Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banne...
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
  -- Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it literally blows up in his face, "Homer vs....
• Apu: What do I do now? I have been drummed out of my profession.
  I'm a disgrace! Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter....
• Narrator: With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangste
  Rex Banner. -- Or is that shoot up the town and clean the gangsters?...
• Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
  Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...