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• Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
  Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
• Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
  Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge...
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
  Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
• Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
  -- Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....
• Bart: Wow! My own credit card! [kisses SLH] Thanks, Santos!
  [SLH coughs up a quarter] A quarter?...
• Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
  HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...