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• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Burns: Oh, top of the morning to ye! Why, look who's here!
  It's ... good old... You! Man: Hi, Mr. Burns....
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Lisa: What happened, Dad? Homer: I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face.
  Lisa: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him....
• Moe: Hey, Homer: us hotheads here is going to go tear down Burns' sun- blocking machine.
  You want to come with? Homer: Sure. I've had it up to here with these damn rickets!...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....