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• Abe: That's the activity room. We're not allowed in there.
  That's the library. Not allowed in there either....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working! [at the Springfield Retirement Castle] Grampa
  I don't feel any happier. How about you? Jasper: Mmm....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Sir! I'm so sorry my grocer committed you. We'll never shop there again!
  -- Smithers, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
  [he notices a shadow of Barney outside the liquor bottle windows] [opens the window] Hey!...
• Burns: People, if we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the most duck-filled pond you ever sat by!
  Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche!...
• Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket] Lisa: Mom, Mom!
  You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane Home...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....