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Homer: Woo-hoo! Two Dollars! It's Working! [at The Springfield Retirement Castle] Grampa
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Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working!
[at the Springfield Retirement Castle]
Grampa: I don't feel any happier. How about you?
Jasper: Mmm... A little.
-- If you ever want to spell "pathetic",
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work....
Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
.. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....