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• Brockman: Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!
  Featuring the Waylon Smithers dancers.....
• Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
  .. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....
• Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
  .. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!...
• McClure: Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr.
  John Winslow. [Winslow is about to say something, but McClure gets up and leaves] In our final spinoff tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents....
• Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
• Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight. Home
  I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon....
• McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
  How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years?...
• Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old .
  .. Swampy -- Chief Wiggum, settling into his new town, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...
• Singers: He's the love-matic Grampa And he filled our hearts with looooove!
  [the closing credits come up] -- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...