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• McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
• McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
  How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• McClure: [noticing he's on the air again] Oh, hi!
  Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender?...
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...