McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the
show that started it all? How do you keep "The Simpsons"
fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here's
what's on tap for season nine.
[McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still
shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog]
[mock-spooky] Magic powers!
[McClure cycles through three pictures of Selma marrying
Apu, the Bee Guy, and Itchy]
Wedding after wedding after wedding.
[McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart
confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself]
And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?"
[cut to a shot of the Simpsons] So join America's favorite
TV family, [an alien appears, floating above the family]
and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer
can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world!
Right, Ozmodiar?
Ozmodiar: Damn straight, Troy my man!
Troy + Oz: Goodnight, America!
-- Troy McClure signs off,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
