Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our
ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes.
First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest
cadet here.
Franklin: [effeminate] Well, we'll see about that.
Commandant: Second, this is now the girls' barracks, so pack your
things, you're moving in with Company L.
Cadet Leader: Company L? But they smell!
Commandant: [quietly] Yes, we've all head the chant. [authoritative]
Now, fall out!
Lisa: [to cadets, as they file out the door] Sorry ... sorry
... I know we'll be friends ... Talk about getting off on
the wrong foot. [laughs weakly]
-- Winning friends and influencing people,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
