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• Commandant: Well, cadets, it's been a great year. You've all worked very hard developing academic skills and general killing skills.
  Bart: [aside to Lisa] My killing teacher says I'm a natural....
• Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes.
  First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here....
• Lisa: [reading] Meet me at the Eliminator after lights out.
  P.S., The cadets are planning to throw their meatballs at you....
• Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a. [the crowd falls silent.
  The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
• Good job, Simpson, although that's more cursing than I like to hear from a cadet in peacetime.
  -- Military school Commandant, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...
• Marge: Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
  Commandant: Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs, so that freed up a couple of bunks....
• Commandant: Let's go over this one more time, just to make sure I understand the situation.
  [clears throat] You're a girl. Lisa: Yes. Commanda...
• The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
  They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain....
• Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
  [claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...