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Good Job, Simpson, Although That's More Cursing Than I Like To Hear From A Cadet In Peacetime.
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Good job, Simpson, although that's more cursing than I like to hear
from a cadet in peacetime.
-- Military school Commandant,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
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Leader: What's the matter? Don't girls like doing push-ups in the mud?
Lisa: Is there any answer that I can give that won't result in more push-ups?...
Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes.
First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here....
Maybe you should just learn to use this. [hands Lisa a whistle] If there's a war, just blow on it, and I'll come help you.
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Lisa: Yes! Commandant: Hence, you will be the last class to be subjected to it....
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The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
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