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• Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes.
  First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here....
• Leader: What's the matter? Don't girls like doing push-ups in the mud?
  Lisa: Is there any answer that I can give that won't result in more push-ups?...
• Marge: Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
  Commandant: Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs, so that freed up a couple of bunks....
• Commandant: Let's go over this one more time, just to make sure I understand the situation.
  [clears throat] You're a girl. Lisa: Yes. Commanda...
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• Good job, Simpson, although that's more cursing than I like to hear from a cadet in peacetime.
  -- Military school Commandant, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...
• ...I'll sulk for the rest of your days and make your life a living hell. So there.
• The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
  They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain....
• Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.
  I just don't feel challenged. Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation....