Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in
and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor, I'd sure find
better things to do with my time.
Marge: Like what?
Homer: Like getting Washington's Birthday and Lincoln's Birthday
back as separate paid holidays. `President's Day' [blows a
raspberry] What a rip-off! I bust my butt day in and day out..
Marge: You're late for work, Homer.
Homer: So? Someone'll punch in for me.
Lisa: Try not to spill anything, Dad.
Bart: Keep those mutants comin', Homer!
Homer: [sotto voce] I'll mutant you...
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
