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• Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
  Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had....
• Marge's sign: An Independent Voter for Bailey Lisa's T-shi
  I wish I were old enough to vote for Bailey. Bart's T-shi...
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
  Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Marge: Homer, we're a Mary Bailey family. Homer: Mary Bailey isn't going to fire me if I don't vote for her.
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: Do you realize how much it costs to run for office?
  More than any honest many could afford! Home...
• But don't take <my> word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what &l
  he> thinks....