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-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hi, ho, faceless employees.
This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
[rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!...
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Ooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!
-- Lisa, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...