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Only A Moron Wouldn't Cast His Vote For Monty Burns.
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"Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns."
-- Monty Burns' campaign song,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Hi, ho, faceless employees.
So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
[rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!...
By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
[realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends....
But don't take <my> word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what &l
he> thinks....
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...