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Oh, for the love of Peter!
-- Monty Burns utters a frustrated expletive,
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do] Smithe
[hands Burns a card] Burns: Thank you all. Smithe...
Burns: Ugh, I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
Smithers: Fabulous observation sir, just fabulous. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
.. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
Smithers: Boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.
Burns: Excellent! Excellent! [walking over to a power meter] Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo....
The sad truth is, all families are like us. -- Lisa, "There's No Disgrace Like Home