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• Marge: So how was the office birthday party? Home
  Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!...
• Marge: You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you.
  Homer: Oh, he does not. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Marge: [thrusting a copy of the photograph in his face] What is the &l
  meaning> of this! Homer: Whyarreeuumpht... Meaningless!...
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....
• Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
  Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....