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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in the fridge.
  -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
  Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
• Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
  Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
• There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex really caters to up-scale singles like me.
  [belch] -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...