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• Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
  Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....
• Homer: [stuffing himself] Ahhh! Bart: Eat around the banana, Dad.
  It's just empty vitamins. -- The secret to eating a banana split, "King-Size Home...
• Bart: [doorbell rings] Oh-ho! It's the fe-mail-man!
  Lisa: Fe-mail-carrier, Bart. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
  [spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....
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  (Except in Florida and Utah.) Coming up next, `Stardust Mammaries'....
• TV: ... and fight and fight and fight... [screen goes blank] Bart & Lisa
  [screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip! Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault....