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• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu! Bart: Ahoy!
  This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
  Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...
• Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, huh?
  Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother....
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
  Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here....
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...