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• Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
• Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
  Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
  Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....