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• And to all you virgins out there.....Thanks for nothing.
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• Pfft. Now you tell me.
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• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
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