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• Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
  Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...