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• Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
  .. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• Homer: Maaarge, the dog is hungry. Marge: Well, then, feed him.
  Homer: Yeees, Master. -- Do I have to do everything around here? "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
  -- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
  .. "proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpso...
• I will not fake my way through life. -- Bart's blackboard punishment, "Bart Gets an F
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP> -- Famous Last Word
• Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
  Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...