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  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
• Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
  .. "proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpso...
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  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
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  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
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  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F