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Woods: Apu! Apu: Oh, The Searing Kiss Of Hot Lead.
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Woods: Apu!
Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you! I mean
-- I think I'm dying.
-- "Homer and Apu"
Related:
on "Bite Back"] Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats] [Apu turns off the TV] I think I come off very well....
Apu: Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!
And a whole check list. Woods: Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you?...
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
-- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: Oh...oh, Mr. Woods, your -- Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet....
Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good....
Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
Homer: No, don't kill me. I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat!
I was unaware. I was unaware! [sobs] Apu: Mr....
Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...