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Ooh, What A Haul This Year. I <love> Hallowe'en!
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Ooh, what a haul this year. I <love> Hallowe'en!
-- Homer returns from a night of trick-or-treating,
"Treehouse of Terror"
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These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
I am the terror that flops in the night.
Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
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eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
Nobody, but NOBODY eats the Simpsons!
-- Homer, "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Ned: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
[Homer appears at the window] Homer: Hiya....
I am the terror that sits up late at night...
Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...