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If You Miss This, You'd Better Be Dead... Or In Jail.
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If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail...
And if you're in jail, break out!
-- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil"
Related:
Drinking potions of booze may land you in jail if you are under 21.
I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
-- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
Break into jail and claim police brutality.
I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
-- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
.. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
-- From the Larry King show...
Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...