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The World's Greatest Daredevil, The Man Who's No Stranger To Danger, If He's Not In Action, He's In Traction.
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The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain Lance Murdoch!
-- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the Daredevil"
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Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
-- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
Let the destruction begin! -- Homer, at the Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil
Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter-mile action, action, action!
Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch, who's hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!...
Now let me start by saying... Good for you son! It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right....
Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
.. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!
Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo! -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil...
Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....