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• Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
  Bart: Perfect! Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?...
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
• Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
  Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
• looking at the photo album] Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
  Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman....
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...