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• Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
  That's <got> to be disorienting... -- Announcer for wrestling match, "Bart the Daredevil...
• in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match] Ba
  If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match....
• Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century!
  -- Announcer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Lewis: Oh no, he's hurt. ?: Bad. Millhouse
  Let's get out of here! -- kids after Bart hurts himself doing a stunt, "Bart the Daredevil...
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
  ... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• I reached him!
  -- Lisa, on Homer humming the 1812 Overture while driving recklessly, "Bart the Daredevil...