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You Know Boy, I Don't Think I've Ever Felt As Close To You As I Do Right.
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You know boy, I don't think I've ever felt as close to you as I do
right...
-- Homer, slipping away on a skateboard,
"Bart the Daredevil"
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Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?...
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