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• Announcer: And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show, featuring the well-groomed young go-getters of `Hooray for Everything!
  Homer: Oh, I love those kids. They've got such a great attitude!...
• Thank you! You're super! Be good to each other!
  -- `Hoorary for Everything' entertains during the football halftime show, "Bart vs....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
  [the Bart Simpson balloon floats past] -- Homer watches the Thanksgiving Day parade with Bart, "Bart vs....
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• All right! Twelve big ones and free grub to boot. Viva Skid Row!
  -- Bart learns about life on the wrong side of the tracks, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
  Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
• Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
  [which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...