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• Announcer: And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show, featuring the well-groomed young go-getters of `Hooray for Everything!
  Homer: Oh, I love those kids. They've got such a great attitude!...
• In the Silverdome, now ablaze with flashbulbs, as `Hooray for Everything' leaves the field!
  Of course, a stadium is much too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody seems to care!...
• This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
  -- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show, "Lisa the Greek...
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
  .. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest....
• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
  Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
• Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. -- Vince Lombardi, football coach
• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
  All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....