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• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield.
  Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard....
• Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
  It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....