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• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe.
  I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night. Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr....
• Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to -- aah!
  [Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the three astronauts] Everyone...
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too .
  .. I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the cows come home....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....