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• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
  Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....