Marge: Homer, This Is A Terrible Thing That's Happened, But We Can't Blame Ourselves.

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Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened, but we can't
blame ourselves.
Homer: We can and will!
Marge: Children need discipline. You can ask any syndicated advice
columnist.
-- Worrying about Bart, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

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