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• Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent.
  -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course, "Dead Putting Society...
• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
  Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
• Read the `bosom' part again, Dad! -- Lisa, "Dead Putting Society
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
  .. six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus....
• Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses] Okay, that didn't work.
  This time, move your head and don't follow through....
• Lisa: Eighth hole. Bart: Aim for the octopus, third tentacle.
  Lisa: Twelfth hole. Bart: Bank it off the pink tombstone....