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• Lisa: Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound.
  Here goes. I believe in you. Bart: Thanks, man....
• Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
  Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....
• Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
  Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...
• Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
  Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling] Lisa...
• Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ba
  Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer....
• Lisa: Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.
  Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse!...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....