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• Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ba
  Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer....
• Read the `bosom' part again, Dad! -- Lisa, "Dead Putting Society
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
• Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
  Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....
• Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
  Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother.
  Homer+Lisa+Bart: [giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Ba...
• Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
  Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
• Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
  -- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society