Bart: Mom, guess what?
Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the
Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a
new birdfeeder this year.
[Bart and Lisa look aghast]
Marge: It's shaped like a diner. And it's on this really tall pole.
[Bart and Lisa look aghast]
-- How to bring your children down hard,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
