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• Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
  Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?...
• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....
• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
  Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
• Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
  Homer: But there are five of us. Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!...
• Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
  Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...