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  This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
• Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
  Well, we've got another one coming right up....
• Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
  Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li...
• Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
  Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!...
• Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs] [sees empty studio] Huh?
  Is it Saturday? -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Announcer: It's a Krusty Kinda Khristmas, brought to you by ILG
  elling your body's chemicals after you die....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....