Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., The Owner Of The Park, I'd Like To Thank You For Stopping The Killer Robots, And To Show My Appreciation, Here Are Two Free Passes.

Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world.
And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors"....
Meyers: I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing.
.. There was violence in the past, long before cartoons were invented....
he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
Meyers: [explaining on the phone] Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone, and.
.. Animator: Oh, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw....
Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who is Homer?...