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• Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
  Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!...
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
  Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
  Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy and Scratchy Land" -- the violentest place on earth[tm]....
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Krusty: Poochie's dead! [laughs] [children in the audience cheer loudly] Well kid
  we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week....
• Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
  But instead, we've got the next best thing!...
• Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
  Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
• Didn't Itchy Junior look happy playing with his father?
  And didn't Scratchy Junior look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by a thresher?...