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• Announcer 1: Live, from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building preview.
  Homer: [whining] Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
  Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
  Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
• Announcer: We now return to "Search for the Son". Woma
  According to Daddy's will, _I_ inherit the entire plantation....
• Homer: Come on, come on, let's go. Bart: [as announcer] In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of the town, Battling Bart Simpson!
  [whistles] whoopee, wo wo wo! And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats....
• Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
  Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed by a scream] Home...