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• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
  Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....
• Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson.
  And here's your host, Gentle Ben. [a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out] Woman 1...
• Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Marge
  Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be _tasting_ them!...
• Announcer: It's a tool that every home handyman needs!
  It's a jigsaw! It's a power drill! It's a wood-turning lathe!...
• Homer: [mouth full of food] You know, Bart, I saw this one.
  Bart: [mumbles incoherently] Announcer: Live, from the Grand Ballroom of the Hapsburg Imperial Palace, it's the World Series of Bumper Cars....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
  Homer: I told you last night, no! ...
• Announcer: ...the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time.
  Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat....